I know that feel Barbie
Blissa, Taffy and Tawny in Accidentally on Porpoise
Returning to tumblr after something big has just happened in a fandom.
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR THE PAST 2 HOURS HOLY SHIT THIS DESCRIBES MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.
Lol totally our fandom today.
calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do
1.) Give me a pairing.
2.) Give me an AU setting.
3.) I will write you a three-sentence fic.
Debating wether or not to change my url to fifty shades of schlondpoofa, what do you crazy kids think?
So the other day, as I was coming home from a party, I saw a pink car in front of mine. I saw it was a pink car, and under the licence plate, there was something painted pink. It looked familiar, and that’s when it hit me. It was…
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The Schlondpoofa needs to be entertained and suggests you fill its ask box!! :D
Um… I made a thing. Let’s just call it my contribution to the fandom.
DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A SHCLONDPOOFA?!!?!?!?! YES, YES I DO!!
I TALKED TO A WORKER ON MY PLANE.
The plane’s Schlondpoofa has been correctly installed. ALL MY FEARS HAVE BEEN RELIEVED.
dreamhouseken asked: You can tell the future now?
Yes i can.
You must remember The Schlondpoofa knows all.
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The Schlondpoofa predicts that a tub and a rub will change your day.
